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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}

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